Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

Someone tell me why this totally cracked me up?!

If it makes you laugh like mad like myself, I’ll be very sure you share the same sense of humour as me!

By the way, took this from someone’s forum signature.

If its copyrighted, let me know and I’ll (reluctantly) delete this post.

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My theological worldview?

Another one for fun

What’s your theological worldview?

You scored as a Fundamentalist

You are a fundamentalist. You take the Bible as the foundation of your faith and read it very literally, and it shapes your worldview. Non-fundamentalist Christians have watered-down the Gospel in your view, and academic study of the Bible stops us from ‘taking God at his word.’ Science is opposed to faith, as it contradicts basic biblical truths.

Fundamentalist  89% Fundamentalist –> 89% Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan –> 82% Neo orthodox –> 75% Reformed Evangelical –> 61% Emergent/Postmodern –> 39% Charismatic/Pentecostal –> 21% Classical Liberal –> 11% Modern Liberal –> 4% Roman Catholic –> 0%

What theologian am I?

Took this quiz for fun…

Which theologian are you?

You scored as a Karl Barth

The daddy of 20th Century theology. You perceive liberal theology to be a disaster and so you insist that the revelation of Christ, not human experience, should be the starting point for all theology.

Karl Barth  80% Karl Barth –> 80% Martin Luther –> 73% Anselm –> 67% John Calvin –> 60% Jonathan Edwards –> 60% Jürgen Moltmann –> 40% Augustine –> 27% Charles Finney –> 27% Friedrich Schleiermacher –> 20% Paul Tillich –> 0%

Karl who? I never even heard of the dude…